I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you win again, gameday.
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i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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