it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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