Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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