I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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