She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize