I wannas sexs uuuuu
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
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just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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