Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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