Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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