The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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