i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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I think your dad took our porno
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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