yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize