oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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