I looked at my own cervix.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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