If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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