R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I want to have your abortion
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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