It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize