69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
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The air was thick with penises
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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