dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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