bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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