There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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