So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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