I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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