Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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