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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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