I must be too annoying 4 u.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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