I want to walk on stilts...naked
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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