Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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