whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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