why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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