Sorry, I don't speak sober.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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