You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Pooping to opera.
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