the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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