guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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