You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I wish there were birth control emojis
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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