Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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