She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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