You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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