yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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