O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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