People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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