dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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