the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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