quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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