ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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