Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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