he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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