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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
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