"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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