Are we in a gay sports bar?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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