PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
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